You suck the best.

Don't get all excited about that title, kids.

Today, I was watching TV when the Dyson vacuum cleaner commercial came up, and it reminded me of a conversation I had after watching it. Here's the gist of it...


Me: "Do you realize this guy has spent the last decade of his life figuring out how to make things suck better?"

Boyfriend: "Yes. And now he's worth millions."

Me: "How true."


So kudos to you, Mr Dyson man, well done.