This doesn't really make things any less scary...

..but I thought I should probably post something about it, seeing as I put the story up last week about Isaac Hayes quitting SouthPark. While I haven't found a news print source, the radio news I listened to earlier stated that he in fact hasn't quit South Park. Apparently Isaac suffered a stroke a short time ago, and at some point during his recovery someone made that statement on his behalf. The spokesperson alleged the Church of Scientology was responsible for the opinion, which apparently isn't true.

Who knows. Koolaid anyone?