07 October 2005

You! Out of the gene pool!

I need to stop reading the news. It just makes me angry how stupid people are. I'm not going to even quote the articles anymore, I'm just going to bang my head against the wall.

It's people like this, who require a warning label on dairy products telling lactose intolerant people not to eat them, that are evidence that we need some chlorine in the gene pool.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I'm dumber after reading that. Anyone that's lactose intolerant and is drinking milk should know they're taking the risk of cramps and gas when they are drinking it.

Also, this furthers my theory that people are inherently stupid.

Matt S. said...

Perhaps this can be solved by placing the following warning on every container of food:

WARNING: PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC OR MAY BE ALLERGIC TO THE FOOD OR ANY COMPONENTS OF THE FOOD CONTAINED WITHIN THIS PACKAGE SHOULD REFRAIN FROM INGESTING THIS FOOD OR THE PACKAGE THIS FOOD IS CONTAINED IN DUE TO CHANCE OF ALLERGIC REACION.

Unknown said...

Ugh! I can't believe they made it something racial. "Yes, that's it! Let's screw over all the blacks and mexicans and asians by making available a product that could cause minor physical discomfort and that no one is forcing them to buy. That'll show 'em!" I'm sure those grocery store managers (many of whom are of ethnic background themselves, at least in Cali) really thought they were getting away with murder...